Let me record Liu W.J.’s baffling behavior—
(Slams the table twice, bending his knees meaninglessly)
May I have your attention plz, everyone?
(Blah-blahs a huge wall of English without one clear word)(A classmate down below: Chinese plz!)
Seriously, what on earth is he doing??? That dorky vibe of his is definitely not an act—the guy is just naturally, well, a bit goofy like thatsorry if that’s offensive… When you’re making an announcement, the whole point is that everyone can understand it clearly! Honestly, this whole show made me want to run up there and kick him!!! And even if I give him the benefit of the doubt—sure, if his English were actually decent, fine—the thing is, his pronunciation can’t even hold a candle to the gibberish I mutter in my sleep! Get your tongue straight, would you?! Enunciate clearly, would you???
How on earth did he even become vice class monitor… purely on that mysterious self-confidence of his?? He doesn’t deserve it!!