Ramblings

(man sighs)¹

Has the wind of party and government integrity building finally reached the student council? Interesting.

The aesthetic at No.1 High School really is something else.
I mean, nothing to praise.

So this was the school uniform all along…
I thought it was some grubby-looking kid from somebody’s family 🤣

There’s a gala for Teachers’ Day.

All of 10th grade went.

What gives you the right to keep the Honors Program out. What gives you the right.

Oh. The auditorium ran out of seats.

Then why didn’t you build the auditorium bigger? ()

F*cking student discipline committee, writing down names for no f*cking reason. I just looked up at the homework—did that somehow offend you?

Psycho. Write down my name again and I’ll tear you into eight pieces.

So much f*cking nonsense over a single jog—and on top of that, we all had to line up packed chest-to-back.

Why can’t our class just skip the chest-to-back part—so what? Mr. Yang rocks!

Does the school leadership really have nothing better to do? Our morning jog used to be 800 m, and they stretched the whole 10th grade up to 1,600. F*ck off.

Tomorrow, Honors Class 1 takes the lead!

lol Class 1 gets to have their way again

No, wait—isn’t it only natural that Class 1 runs well? They’ve been taking classes here for half a year already; of course they run well! So what on earth are these leadership activities even for? Just pure disgust, that’s all.

Geez, make the break longer for us—this week you only gave us half a day off

Wait, no—five hours…

Half a day off, and we still have to grind through the other six and a half—running the week on all that “more, faster, better, and more economical” energy, are we? Yeah, I get your point…

All I can do is believe in the power of believing… hoping that next week we actually get a whole day off…

My standards are already rock bottom 😭 just let me sleep in for once

I’ve wanted to say this for a while now: heading to school early in the morning is fine on its own, but the school just has to play some gloomy minor-key tune—what’s the deal, why does it have to be this depressing?

Enjoy (jk):

X:1
T:Morning Gloom
M:4/4
L:1/4
K:C
A,/E/ E/E/ E>D | C>D E2 | E/A/ A/G/ E/>D/ C/G/ | E3 z|
E/A/ A/G/ E>D | C>D E2 | D>E C>D | B,2 z A,/G,/ | A,4 ||

title: Morning Gloom
key: C
beat: 4
time: 4
6,/3/ 3/3/ 3>2 | 1>2 3 -| 3/6/ 6/5/ 3/>2/ 1/5/ | 3 - - 0 |
3/6/ 6/5/ 3>2 | 1>2 3 - | 2>3 1>2 | 7, - 0 6,/5,/ | 6, - - - ||

Math and chemistry teachers, what exactly are you two trying to do??? This much homework on just the second day 😭

Let me record Liu W.J.’s baffling behavior—

(Slams the table twice, bending his knees meaninglessly)
May I have your attention plz, everyone?
(Blah-blahs a huge wall of English without one clear word)

(A classmate down below: Chinese plz!)

Seriously, what on earth is he doing??? That dorky vibe of his is definitely not an act—the guy is just naturally, well, a bit goofy like that^{sorry if that’s offensive}… When you’re making an announcement, the whole point is that everyone can understand it clearly! Honestly, this whole show made me want to run up there and kick him!!! And even if I give him the benefit of the doubt—sure, if his English were actually decent, fine—the thing is, his pronunciation can’t even hold a candle to the gibberish I mutter in my sleep! Get your tongue straight, would you?! Enunciate clearly, would you???

How on earth did he even become vice class monitor… purely on that mysterious self-confidence of his?? He doesn’t deserve it!!

It was evening study hall, and the class was about to watch a movie. The teacher fiddled with the computer for ages without any luck—it was running Internet Explorer, way too old a version. The moment she opened Bilibili, it flashed a “browser too old” warning and suggested downloading Chrome, Edge, or Firefox.

That’s when some unsung comrade of ours marched up to the podium and started downloading Chrome—all the while giving the teacher a very know-it-all lecture about how the browser was too outdated to access Bilibili.

A little while later, Chrome finished downloading and opened just fine.

But did you really just have to type “bilibili” straight into the search bar¹—

bro tried hitting Google directly from Chinese mainland 💀

If only you knew the Bilibili URL

If only you knew that most Google services are blocked over here

And even setting all that aside—

If only you’d downloaded Edge, of all things?!²

In the end, they fiddled with it for ages and never got it working. The whole study hall period went to waste, and we all just sat there staring blankly…

Why didn’t you go help?

Me? Saving my strength! I just wanna be an NPC, so please don’t pressure me (panicking (jk)

D*mn, finally on vacation. This freaking class has worn me out.

F*ck off, if school starts again this month then this is just plain stupid.

Now the mission is… to play or somethin’?

Finally!

Vacation is almost here!!!

One week left…

hope the dumb*ss principal actually sticks to his word 😅👎

LET’S GO!!!

our No.1 High School is SOOOO amazing!!!

hmm yeah I admit I’m quite capable~ (that’s a good thing bro)

but the school makes us get up at 6 and sleep at midnight every day. Have they ever considered that we might want to push back…?

EXCUSE ME?

Hmm… interesting.

No.1 High School is getting desperate, trying to churn out a few Tsinghua/Peking admits.

but robbing us students¹ of rest time like this is way too harsh.

based on current intel… TWO MONTHS?? f*cking Dumb*ss.

Ah well, whatever—it’s still an achievement, the capability is right there 😋